7 Things Pokemon Taught Us About New York

It’s a common bit of trivia that the setting of the Pokemon Black & White series, Unova, is based on New York City. But these games did a great job of teaching us things about the city that some natives don’t even know. If you’re from out of town, keep these handy tips in mind the next time you visit so you’re prepared for the true New York experience.

1. It is considered acceptable, if lowbrow, to attack someone with a pigeon.

This pigeon will someday become a pheasant, because that's how evolution works. — This pigeon will someday become a pheasant, because that’s how evolution works.

Via GamesRadar

2. Dancers are a common cause of traffic jams and road closings.

02dancers — And in about two minutes, I’ll punch you in the face “for no reason.”

3. Even their gyms are constantly under construction.

03claygym — Who are those traffic cones intended to warn?

4. Not to mention they freeze over in the winter.

04icirrus — Better hope none of those icicles fall on your head.

Via Bulbapedia

5. Never trust the charismatic activists who approach you on the street.

05ghetsis — There is an excellent chance that their organization is merely a front for a tyrannical cult bent on establishing a new, autocratic state with a teenager as its puppet ruler.

6. There is virtually no police presence, leaving justice in the hands of those who are most adept at training their pets.

06looker — Except this guy, who only shows up to give the vigilantes more work. Great detective skills, Looker.

Via GiantBomb

7. Central Park is trippy as HELL.

07entralink — And will allow you to talk with people from alternate realities.

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By Sam RiedelFeb 14, 2014Dec 3, 2018