Brace yourselves Gotham City.

Winter is coming courtesy of Victor Fries and his giant freeze cannon.

That’s right, the highly anticipated “Cold, Cold Heart” DLC is finally coming to Batman: Arkham Origins. The mini-chapter add-on will be available to Xbox 360 , PS3, and PC users on April 22nd. Unfortunately, those using Wii U are out of luck as it was also announced it would not be released for the console.

While the exact specifics of the storyline are unknown, we do know that it will detail the first encounter of The Dark Knight and Freeze. In addition to that, Batman will be receiving an extreme environment (XE) suit and new gadgets including the thermal gloves and thermocharged batarangs to combat the icy encounters.

Oh, and I was going to bombard this post with a slew of freeze and ice puns, but I think I’ll leave that to Arnold.

Remember the days when Heisenberg blew people up and conjured ricin?

Well, those days are over for Bryan Cranston and by the looks of it he’s going to need more than some C4 and poison to deal with the almighty Gojira.

Judging from this trailer, it seems that Godzilla is going to blow Cloverfield, Super 8, and Pacific Rim out of the water and take it’s rightful place atop the throne of monster films.

And lets be honest. It’s 2014, which pretty much means that Hollywood has already green lit a sequel to this. If that’s the case, I only have three words: Give me MOTHRA!

Well, that went exactly as I thought it would.

Honestly, the number one thing I learned from this video is that some of our cherished elderly need to have their driving licenses reevaluated. If you can’t control a tiny video game bird, then you shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a 2-ton killing machine.

But I’ll tell you this: Don, the gentlemen in the purple shirt? He knows what’s up. Hell, I need to have a beer with that guy. He’s essentially the Clint Eastwood of mobile gaming now.

“Four pounds of sh!t in a three pound bag” is spot on, Don. Spot on.

You know what’s never going to get old? Kids dressed like adults.

You know what’s really never going to get old? Kids dressed like adults WITH mustaches.

I may be a 27-year old man who spends a good deal of time watching dudes beat the hell out of each other in MMA, but I will NEVER grow tired of adorable little kids pretending to be adults. It’ll just always be hilarious. And if I had to select the Best Picture from only this reel, it’s got to go to American Hustle. Little guy pretending to be Christian Bale just slays this thing.

On second thought, just give that rascal the Oscar now. All of them. Sorry, McConaughey.

Forget Captain America. Forget Spiderman. The only comic movie that’s going to matter this year is Guardians of the Galaxy.

The trailer debuted last night during Jimmy Kimmel Live, and I must say the movie looks absolutely glorious. From Chris Pratt being completely boss as Starlord to Rocket Raccoon (voiced by Bradley Cooper) being badass as sh!t to Blue Swede’s “Hooked on a Feeling” blaring in the background to a cluster of explosions. I think it’s safe to say this movie is going to give The Avengers a run for it’s money in terms of awesomeness.

Ok, honestly why are you still reading my ramblings? Just watch the trailer!

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Have you ever wanted to see the Cookie Monster beat the living snot out of Grover?

Well, thanks to Cocoalasca, now you can with this badass Street Fighter and Sesame Street mashup that morphs the children’s show characters with the fighters of Capcom’s greatest creation.

Staying true to what Sesame Street is all about, you’ll need to spell out words to inflict damage onto your opponent. The spelling categories rage from weather to animals to the always challenging, Russian cities. Every time you type a word, you kick or punch. When you spell out then entire word, you launch a hadoken, a yoga flame or whatever special your character is uses.

The game, which you can play at Flavourmachine.com, is quite a genius concept. I only have one qualm with the game. How could you not make The Count as Bison!?

And if you’re looking for more Sesame Street Fighter(plus Muppets!) awesomeness, check out this art from gavacho13.

Cookie Monster as E. Honda
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Grover as Dhalsim
Grover
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Big Bird as Sagat
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Bert and Ernie as Ryu and Ken
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Oscar the Grouch as Blanca
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Miss Piggy as Chun Li
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Kermit as Guile
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Rowlf as Balrog
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I don’t know who MkEliteWorksX is, but I would like to personally thank him for creating the greatest thing to happen to videos games since we all figured out that you could “teabag” in Halo.

Not only did this modding legend create Jordan, the ToonSquad, and the Monstars, but he included Billy Murray and Stan Podolak (Wayne Knight). Now that’s commitment!

Seriously, this mod of Space Jam is amazing and horrifyingly realistic. Watch the video and tell me you aren’t creeped out by Elmer Fudd and his haunting eyes.

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Season 4 of the The Walking Dead returns this Sunday and the guys from AMC decided to celebrate in classic fashion:

By scaring the living sh!t out of NYC residents.

Honestly, I’m surprised none of these zombies got coffee poured on them or at least a loogie. This is NYC. People don’t take so kindly to being paralyzed with fear and harassed. Hell, just last week at Union Square I saw a grandmother berate a dance troupe for getting too close to her.

Look, I’ve got nothing against Jessie Eisenberg, the guy can act. But come on, Lex Luthor!? Superman’s greatest foe should be imposing and personify all that is sinister. He shouldn’t look and sound like the guy who sweeps up the movie theater. Here’s a list of guys who should be running Lexcorp.

7. Jon Hamm
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Via joeygoeshollywood.tumblr.com

Ok, so Don Draper wasn’t cast as Batman. But could you imagine if instead he were cast as Luthor? The guy always commands the screen and rocks a suit like a boss. Oh yeah, and he’s already played Lex in a sketch for Funny or Die.

6. Jude Law
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Via cultjer.com

There’s more to running Lexcorp than being bald and a dick. You need to be conniving, vindictive, and perhaps most important, charming. All three of those traits match well with Law, who has a pretty stellar resume in regards to having those traits (See Closer and Contanion). He certainly has the hairline of a pre-bald Luthor.

5. Mads Mikkelsen
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Is he bald? No, but this Danish born actor was born to play bad men. Check him out in Casino Royale or on NBC’s Hannibal and tell me he’s not one of the most cerebral and quietly terrifying men in Hollywood. Sounds like the perfect characteristics to run Lexcorp.

4. Michael Rosenbaum
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What does Rosenbaum have over all of these other actors? The guy has already played Luthor and he was pretty great. The Smallville alum buddied up with and battled Clark Kent for over ten seasons, which makes him the most qualified man to dominate Metropolis.

3. Joaquin Phoenix
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Reportedly the Academy award nominated actor turned down the role of Luthor, but  there’s no doubt he would have killed the role. Phoenix is one of Hollywood’s most talented and multifaceted actors. The guy could sit in a rocking chair & read the dictionary, and it would still come off as better than anything Eisenberg would have spewed as Luthor.

2. Mark Strong
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Strong was another actor highly considered for the role of Luthor, until Eisenberg weaseled his way into the part. I mean look at the guy! He is Lex Luthor. The guy looks likes he was the inspiration for the king of DC villains. Sure, he was Sinestro in the horrifyingly terrible Green Lantern movie, but who’s going to remember that dud?

1. Bryan Cranston
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Can you honestly think of any one more bald and more menacing than ol’ Heisenberg? For months, TV’s greatest anti-hero was the odds on favorite to fill the villainous billionaire’s shoes, but those rumors have obviously been put to rest. But damn, couldn’t you just picture him atop the Lexcorp building with some kryptonite vowing , to obliterate Superman?

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Before his untimely death on Sunday, it could be said the Philip Seymour Hoffman was one of the most talented men in Hollywood. A true actor’s actor, the perineal Oscar contender left behind a resume that only a few could compare to. Let’s take a look back at some of his most memorable and beloved roles.

Bonus role: Punch Drunk Love


Paul Thomas Anderson’s Punch Drunk Love is a great example of Hoffman’s talent not because he was the star, but because of how he made his short role memorable. Case and point: his argument and confrontation with Adam Sandler as the nefarious ringleader for a phone sex operation.

7. Along Came Polly


I couldn’t not pick this one. It was very far from his most technically sound role, but Hoffman’s rare comedic role as Sandy Lyle really just goes to show you how awesome he truly was. He took a pretty terrible movie and made it pretty damn funny thanks in large part to one of my favorite basketball scenes ever. “Let it rain!”.

6. Boogie Nights


Want to to talk about his versatility? Check out a very young PSH playing Scotty J, the gay boom mic operator for Dirk Diggler’s(whom he also secretly loves) porno flicks.

5. Charlie Wilson’s War


Hoffman plays utterly blunt CIA operative and Afghan Task Force Chief, Gust Avrakotos. Unlike Hanks, PSH received an Academy nomination and this epic rant is one of the reasons as to why he landed one.

4. Doubt


Alongside fellow great Meryl Streep, Hoffman takes on the role of a priest accused of having an illicit relationship with young boy. The dubious role of Father Flynn is a great one in that PSH plays exactly to the movie’s title and never lets the audience truly figure out the character.

3. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead


In this crime drama, PSH plays Andy who, along with his brother,  masterminds a jewel heist in his parents own store. Hoffman plays up to the role by bringing a perfect balance of poise and absolute intensity.

2. The Master


In his last collaboration with Paul Thomas Anderson, PSH became L. Ron Hubbard Lancaster Dodd, the captivating leader of a newly formed religious cult movement. Joaquin Phoenix may have received the best actor nomination for his part in the movie, but it’s pretty clear that Hoffman was the true star for the film.

1. Capote


This will largely be remembered as Hoffman’s masterpiece. And it should be. After all, he took home the best actor Oscar for his brilliant take on “In Cold Blood” writer Truman Capote.

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