Attention NFL wide receivers on terrible teams (I’m talking to you, Josh Gordon). Want to get your name out to the public?
Go viral.
Just check out Raiders WR Rod Streater. Dude is killing the spoof game lately. Beats should take notice of this and dump Kevin Garnett. Nothing funny or baller about averaging 7 points a game KG.
For as long as we’ve loved video games, we’ve also had to deal with the headaches and heartbreak that come along with them. I think this timeline pretty much sums up the latter.
After much speculation and a whirlwind of rumors, Jerry Seinfeld has confirmed that a “Seinfeld “reunion (of sorts) has been filmed and that we’ll be seeing it sooner than later.
The legendary comedian appeared on WFAN’s “Boomer and Carlton” show and was pressed for questions over the recent photo of himself and Jason Alexander (George Costanza) entering one Tom’s Diner in NYC, one of the show’s most iconic locations.
Here’s what we’ve learned about the project…
– Other Seinfeld characters are involved (Frank Costanza and Puddy please?)
– Alexander will be reprising his role as George (Funniest character in TV history IMO. See “The Frogger” Episode)
– It is a one time thing (Serenity Now!)
-The man in the cape, Larry David was involved.
– And it’s NOT a commercial or an episode of “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”.
If you’ve seen every episode of the show (at least twice) and can recite every classic line like myself, this is the greatest news to happen since, well, ever. It’s been nearly 16 years since the show’s highly unsatisfying finale, and there’re so many questions to be asked.
What was Elaine going to say to Jerry? Has Kramer rebuilt Kramerica Industries? Has George finally found love with Marisa Tomei!?
Rejoice fellow X-fans! Empire magazine has released 25 character covers featuring the stars of X-Men: Days of future past. In addition to our favorite mutants, we’ve also been given a peak at newbies such as Blink, Bishop, Warpath and the ridiculously dressed Quicksilver.
Beast/Hank McCoy
Portrayed by Nicholas Holt
Powers: Superhuman strength, speed and agility due to his animal-like physiology.
Bishop
Portrayed by Omar Sy
Powers: Energy absorption and redirection.
Blink
Portrayed by Fan Bingbing
Powers: Teleportation, with the added bonus of teleporting others as well.
Colossus
Portrayed by Daniel Cudmore
Powers: Superhuman strength, durability, and stamina when he transforms his body into organic steel.
Havok
Portrayed by Lucas Till
Powers: Energy absorption and energy blasts.
Iceman
Portrayed by Shawn Ashmore
Powers: Freeze blasts and manipulation. He can also turn self into a durable mass of ice.
Shadow Cat/Kitty Pride
Portrayed by Ellen Page
Powers: Phasing, which means she can pass through solid matter.
Magneto(Old)
Portrayed by Ian McKellen
Powers: Magnetism manipulation
Magneto(Young)
Portrayed by Michael Fassbender
Mystique
Portrayed by Jennifer Lawrence
Powers: Shapeshifting
Professor X(Old)
Portrayed by Patrick Stewart
Powers: Telepathy (mind reading), as well as the ability to control and warp the minds of others.
Professor X(Young)
Portrayed by James McAvoy
Quicksilver
Portrayed by Evan Peters
Powers: Superhuman speed
Rogue
Portrayed by Anna Paquin
Powers: Ability, memory, personality, absorption through skin to skin contact.
Sentinal
Powers: None as they are neither mutant or human. They are robots designed with the sole purpose to hunt mutants. They are armed with energy blasts, flight and long range mutant detection.
Sentinal(Future)
Storm
Portrayed by Halle Berry
Powers: Weather manipulation and flight
William Stryker
Portrayed by Josh Helman.
Powers: None. Stryker is an anti-mutant activist whose main goal in life is the eviscerate the “mutant threat”.
Sunspot
Portrayed by Adan Canto
Powers: Solar energy manipulation which can be converted into superhuman strength, blasts, and flight.
Toad
Portrayed by Evan Jonigkeit
Powers: Superhuman leg and tongue strength, as well as heightened agility, balance, reflexes and endurance.
Boliver Trask
Portrayed by Peter Dinklage
Powers: None. However, Trask is credited as the creator of the Sentinals and possesses a genius level intellect.
Warpath
Portrayed by Booboo Stewart
Powers: Superhuman strength, endurance, reflexes, senses, and durability. In addition to that, he can fly.
Wolverine(Bone claws)
Portrayed by Hugh Jackman
Powers: Retractable claws, an adamantium skeleton, a regenerative healing factor and superhuman senses and strength.
Because a whole timeline from when the douchiness started-until now would be just…well…too douchie and long. And as you’ll see a year’s worth is plenty enough…
March 2013: Abandons his pet monkey in Germany
Owning a pet monkey is pretty boss. But you know what’s not cool? Leaving the cute little guy in another country forever because you don’t have the proper paperwork. Dick move, bro.
Shows up two hours late for a show
Let me get this straight, the guy shows up late for a paid gig because he was too busy playing video games and throwing a hissy fit? Meet this generation’s Axel Rose.
Spits on and threatens to kill neighbor who complained of his speeding
Could you imagine the sheer awesomeness that would have occurred if Bieber pulled this crap on the streets of Compton?
April 2013: Say he hopes Ann Frank would have been a Belieber
Something tells me Ann Frank would have preferred something a little deeper than “Baby, baby, baby ooh like baby, baby, baby”.
May 2013: Keyshawn Johnson chases him down for reckless driving in neighborhood
Not so tough now, huh?
June 2013: Banned from indoor skydiving facility
The Douche gets a kick-ass indoor skydiving experience for free, and all he had to do was tout their establishment. But then reneges on the deal.
July 2013: Pisses in a mop bucket, says “F#ck Bill Clinton”
Probably the douchest moment of all. Apart from lacking empathy for the hard working-person, he also is telling off Bubba Clinton? D-BAG!
Stood on Chicago Blackhawks logo
You would think he’d be less of a douche went it came to being around big, professional hockey players–especially since he is Canadian.
Spits on fans from a balcony
He’s a spitter!
September 2013: Grows a mustache
The Bieb’s attempt to grow a mustache is just downright pathetic. Only a MAN rock a mustache. Not a douche…
Shows off copy of Batman/Superman script
Bro-douche…do you even read Dark Knight?!
October 2013: Gets carried up Great Wall of China
Only douches get carried around…
November 2013: Tags hotel in Australia
Slow your roll, Bieber. You’re not Banksy or even the dude who draws dongs all over high school text books. Nobody wants to see your little doodles.
Caught coming out of Brazilian brothel/sleeps with a hooker
Bieber, you’re more famous than the President. Keep your money in your baggy ass pants and easily get laid for free like a normal celebrity.
December 2013: “Retires”from entertainment world
Best Christmas present ever or ploy to feed to World’s biggest ego?
January 2013: House gets raided for egging neighbor’s house/Drugs found
Mischief. Bags of weed. Sizzurp. The guy is a modern day Dennis the Menace. What’s next? Dog crap on the door step? Grow up, jackass.
Throws down 75k at King of Diamonds strip club
Channeling his inner Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones douchiness…
Texts between him and Selena Gomez leak
Take a look ladies/11-year old girls. This is your Prince Charming.
Arrested for drag racing while under the influence
You know what type of person drives a bright yellow lambo? A douchbag. You know who (allegedly) drag races at 4 am while high on codeine and weed? The king of douches.
Believe it or not, there’s an art to creating the perfect photobomb and us regular slobs just can’t nail it like entertainment’s elite. Take a look at some of the best star-studded photobombs ever!
1. Jennifer Lawrence & Taylor Swift
Expect a song from T-Swift about J-Law’s photobomb.
2. Zack Braff
Braff found a new way to fund his movies: Professional Photobomber.
3. Kermit & Lady Gaga
The two most unlikely people/muppet out at the same event. Photobomb genius.
4. John Mayer
Clearly no photobomb rookie.
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not digging this eco-friendly Terminator.
6. George Clooney, Steven Spielberg, & Jerry Seinfeld.
Not pictured: Clooney’s smoking hot 20-year old girlfriend.
7. Kevin Spacey
8. The Rock
The Rock has completely mastered the on the move photobomb
9. Bryan Cranston & Ty Burrell
Why is Ty Burrell sweating so much? Because Heinsberg knocks.
A couple days ago I saw Spike Jonze’s Her. Surprisingly, the number one thought I had wasn’t “Why is Joaquin Phoenix wearing his pants so high?”, but how awesome would it be if Siri’s AI were more like that of Samantha. Now, there’s now denying Scarlet Johanson’s sultry voice would be an amazing addition to iOS. But who would drive you nuts if they were in charge of your mobile device? Let us know who you think should join this list of potentially awful AI’s.
#7 Your Mother
Good luck trying to make any calls to anyone other than her.
#6 Dos Equis Guy
How crappy would you feel about your life asking the world’s most interesting man where the closest McDonald’s is?
#5 Politicians
When they aren’t telling you lies, they’re soliciting you for sexts.
For as long as there has been mobile games, there have been visions of bringing a console-like game to our hands and pockets. Now, with technology taking leaps and bounds everyday, we are getting that much closer. Check out this list of games that are so good it’ll have you shouting “I can’t believe it’s not console!”.
8)Deus Ex The Fall
Deus Ex: The Fall follows up it’s cyberpunk predecessor (Deus Ex; Human Revolution), by putting you in the shoes of former British soldier turned mercenary, Brian Saxon, and his battle against The Tyrants. While the controls and combat can be a struggle at times, the game more than makes up for it by bringing in the classic Deus Ex console feel due to it’s gripping plot and graphics.
7)Street Fighter 4: Volt
We couldn’t leave out the fight fans on this list, and really there’s nothing better than getting your brawl on with Ryu, Akuma, and Bison. Street Fighter 4: Volt features a global online multiplayer mode that makes you feel like you’re playing on Live or PS Network. With a classic arcade setup for controls and crisp graphics, you’ll be launching Yoga Flames here to Japan with ease.
6) Real Racing 3
Lets face the facts. We’re not going to get any racing game like Gran Turismo 6 or Forza 5 on our mobile devices for awhile. Hell, the visuals of those cars look better than my real life car. However that shouldn’t discourage gear heads from checking out EA’s best mobile racing game, Real Racing 3 (Sorry Need For Speed: Most Wanted). With over 75 gorgeous cars at your disposal, RR3 easily offers the widest variety of wheels in all app stores. In addition to that, the game’s controls give it the leg up over all the other racing games available for mobile.
5) NOVA 3 Near Orbit Vanguard Alliance
Think of N.O.V.A 3: Near Orbit Vanguard Alliance as the mobile version of Halo, and we mean that in more ways than it’s Aliens vs. Humans plot line. Where N.O.V.A really shines is in it’s multiplayer mode where you can compete against other players in games of capture the flag, free-for-all, and more. The game’s simple touch controls gives a solid grasp on all the big time alien gunfights, making this one of, if not, the best first person shooter for mobile.
4) FIFA 14
With EA’s FIFA franchise quickly overtaking Madden as the best sports game out there, it’s no surprise that the mobile version is blowing up as well. With over 500 authentic and visually detailed teams in your pocket, the game runs surprisingly smooth in the controls department by using a swipe and tap method. And as you can guess, the game is just as addicting as it is when you’re sitting on your couch with the console version screaming “GOOALLLLLL!” or cursing out Ronaldo.
3) Dead Space
Who would have thought that all the horror and action of Dead Space could be crammed into a mobile version? Not me that’s for sure. But in fact, that’s exactly what IronMonkey Studios and EA have done. Aside from boasting some of the best graphics and animations available on mobile, the game also gives fans one of the most immersive experiences of anything currently available for hardcore gamers.
2) The Walking Dead Series
What else can really be said of about Telltale’s The Walking Dead series? From winning multiple game of the years awards and accolades, Lee Everett’s episodes in zombie land are without a shadow of a doubt a must have in the app store. The best part about the mobile version of this game is that it plays, looks, and feels exactly like it would on a console. The game’s cell shade graphics and fate choosing plot line have shown that it’s not just changed the way mobile games are made, but all games for that matter.
1) Infinity Blade 3
Simply put, Infinity Blade 3 is the crem de la crem of mobile games. In their Infinity series, Chair Entertainment and Epic games have shown the world just how good mobile games can truly be. The series finale is brought to life by it’s epic story, sound, and intensely addicting hack and slash game play. There’s a reason why this game was at one point the highest grossing app ever made, and it’s because it packs a punch that not even some console games can.