Watch Why Scarlett Johansson’s Super Bowl Ad Was Banned!

If having to listen to Joe Buck wasn’t enough of a reason to boycott the Super Bowl…well, there’s even more of a justified reason now! FOX has banned an Ad featuring Scarlett Johansson!

But WHY?!?! Why would FOX want to deprive Super Bowl watchers the pleasure of seeing Scarlett Johansson–let alone seeing Scarlett Johansson seductively drink a soda?!?!

Side Note – She could be raking leafs and that would still be the most titillating thing you’d see all week.

Seriously though, what was so horrifying; so wrong; so inappropriate that Scarlett Johansson’s commercial had to be banned from the Super Bowl?

OH! Hold on a second! It’s because commercials cannot take jabs at other competitors, which is what ScarJo does for SodaStream in their commercial.

But SodaStream only has ScarJo saying, “Sorry, Coke and Pepsi!” Is that really a big enough jab to warrant depriving everyone of seeing this Ad on a big screen television?!?!

You be the judge…