Breaking news: Cicadas are horrifying
I’d like to say that if I were put into this position I wouldn’t freak out. I’d like to say I would be a big man, stand tough, and report the news no mater how many monstrous bugs attacked me.
But I would be lying.
The second one of those things touched my mouth, I would have called it. I can’t deal with a tiny nat, let alone an onslaught of from the vicious winged spawns of satan.
