21 People On Whisper App Who Have This “Life” Thing Figured Out

On Whisper, people can anonymously share their darkest secrets, awkward encounters, and horrifying opinions. Here are some of the people on Whisper who really know how to do life properly. Take notes.

1. These teachers are revolutionizing grading papers.

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2. This is just cruel.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f4f94c58bda27608028aabad6396eb522942/sometimes-when-my-husband-upsets-me---i-ll-deliberately-get-him-turned-on-before-bed--then-roll-over-and-go-to-sleep-
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3. Might be pulling on those sheets too hard, dear.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f44f01249ad5612501aab390165c4b3d8a94/i-just-gave-myself-a-bleeding-nose-from-pulling-my-blankets-up--accidentally-letting-go--then-punching-myself-in-the-face--
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4. I wish I thought of this the last 4 times my charger broke…

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f43138279d3c5377240dcebdaa6c69912f6f/my-macbook-s-charger-stopped-working-so-i-switched-it-with-my-housemate-s-and-let-him-have-to-buy-a-new-one--
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5. Well played.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f58943b1b2b3886387281d83653b485322e0/my-boss-told-me-she-loved-me-today--i-didn-t-know-what-to-say-so-i-awkwardly-said-it-back-then-walked-away-
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6. This guy clearly has life figured out.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f536b33cb741982465ed5ff1a889f36f8a97/i-draw-dicks-on-cars-that-are-parked-badly
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7. Statistically, this has happened to one in four people.*

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f580f6f05e3e40953454150762d13745b59f/i-have-4-roommates-and-dislike-them-all--one-also-stole-some-of-my-things--and-she-knows-my-schedule-but-always-insists-on-hogging-the-bathroom--i-m-scrubbing-the-toilet-with-her-toothbrush-right-now-
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*Some statistics may be imaginary.

8. I don’t know how this happened, but I think a prophecy is involved somehow.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f57122c7b1694646172f82dbe15e56062581/i-photobombed-a-random-person-last-summer-in-a-foreign-country--then-unknowingly-became-friends-with-him-months-later--then-i-got-this-text--
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9. I’m taking notes for the future.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f5622f62814a427530a88d8babdb185e16a1/i-pay-my-kids-to-clean-their-rooms---with-money-i-find-in-their-laundry-
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10. Imagine that: there’s a camera in the elevator.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f5530f2418629570902572510dcbed83bdf6/-last-week-i-took-a-pic-of-my-tits-in-the-elevator-when-leaving-my-friends-building--yesterday-i-noticed-the-camera-in-that-elevator----
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11. I can’t imagine how difficult that breakup was.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f58f802f1c8f542223162207bfa879061f37/i-don-t-date-guys-because-it-s-really-difficult-for-me-to-break-up-with-them----i-dated-my-last-boyfriend-for-6-years--it-took-me-5-years-to-end-it
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12. Genius.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f58b7a4c4ff492344445588c7b89888d4ca9/i-purposely-buy-food-my-boyfriend-doesn-t-like-so-i-don-t-have-to-share---
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13. How. How is this real life.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f58c34d2a3e2288930883c8a295f50d92476/earlier-today-i-pooped---didn-t-flush-the-toilet-when-my-boyfriend-saw-it-i-blamed-it-on-his-5-year-old-daughter-
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14. Uh, I think you might be straight.

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15. This guy just won life.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f5c3ff96d84a34631416508ec57ff5311816/my-girlfriend-doesn-t-know-i-ve-been-selling-my-things-to-buy-a-plane-ticket-for-her-to-visit-her-best-friend-for-her-birthday-
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16. I’ve always wanted to do this.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f5c512734fbb75199542e9fcd18ca332f4a3/i-like-to-go-to-hotels-in-the-morning-and-pretend-to-be-a-guest-so-i-can-get-a-free-breakfast--

17. It’s fun to laugh at other people’s pain and humiliation.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f5c759bdd7b875340012ff226bcdc79ae859/so-i-just-broke-my-nose-today----by-accidentally-dropping-an-ipad-mini-on-my-face-----fml--the-doctors-are-laughing---
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18. There’s going to be traffic anyway. Might as well be in bed for it.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f5ae2579d6b4699060efa73326fe423a981c/i-tell-my-boss-i-m-stuck-in-traffic-when-i-m-still-in-bed
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19. That moment in their eyes when you know what they’re picturing.

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f5878675415164081e06b5d3bd9573a9983/when-i-have-to-listen-to-a-boring-presenter-i-make-fuck-me-eyes-and-try-to-distract-them---makes-the-whole-presentation-more-interesting--
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20. It’s supposed to be good for you, right?

http://whisper.sh/whispers/04f59d7f27956781379971771d5e282c4427c7/i-was-tired-of-people-at-work-stealing-my-coffee-creamer-in-the-refrigerator--little-do-they-know-i-swapped-it-out-with-breast-milk--
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21. Um.

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