So, scary news out of Denver yesterday as some bloated-up Jesse Pinkman looking s.o.b led Johnny Law on an absolutely insane high speed chase.
Alleged maniac Ryan Stone, 28, started his day off yesterday by highjacking a Ford Edge from a gas station at 6 a.m. Thing is, there was a 4-year old child IN the car and as it turns out, the fuzz really frown upon jacking cars and children.
This eventually turned into one of the craziest police chases I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen all those ‘World’s Wildest Police Chases’. Stone somehow managed to successfully highjack two more cars and drive against traffic on the highway, while still in pursuit. Eventually, and to no one’s surprise, the moron was eventually caught. Probably because he was too busy pulling up his pants. Seriously, if you can steal a car, you can steal a belt.
Now, I’m not one for blaming crime and violence on video games. But this guy busted out some pretty serious GTA moves. This guy was one stolen police car away from getting up to 4 stars. Too bad for he didn’t have any garages to paint his car. Dude, would have been in the clear.
Also, tell me you couldn’t picture see this guy saying ‘bitch’ in every sentence.
