Make way!
This! This is the number one reason I loathe tourists. I don’t care how much money they bring to the city. They are always in the way, clogging up the sidewalks with their ridiculously sized cameras. This is why we need two separate lanes, with one for locals and one for tourists.
And it’s 2015, why do all the tourists still carry around a paper map!? Use your phone. I see you have one at the end of your damn selfie stick!
Folks, I can tell you that Hell is a real place and I have been there. Hell is being in NYC’s Times Square on the weekend.
