So, you’re a fan of Game of Thrones? Can’t get enough of Kimmy and Titus’s antics on the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? I’ve got good news for you. Someone made Titus Andronicus’s smash hit, Pinot Noir, into a Game of Thrones bash. Heads up for some NSFW language!
The rhymes are just as gloriously strained in this version of Pinot Noir, including instant classics like “Morghulis, Valar, Revenge will be spectacu-lar!” If I’m being honest, I would not be surprised to discover that Jaquen H’gar has a secret pop career in Westeros. He can change his face anytime, making him even better at hiding his secret life than Hannah Montana!
What’s your favorite couplet from this stellar remake of Pinot Noir?