Have you ever seen a more cute drunk!?
I dream of waking up to stories like this. Like, if you asked me last night what would make a fantastic video, I would say “I really want to see a video of a wasted raccoon who drank the night away like some college frat bro.”
I guess today lucky day because here it is. An absolutely adorable raccoon who looks as though he had the most amazing bender ever. He probably broke into a case of bud light, did some heavy pre-gaming, and went out with his raccoon boys to dance club around the corner of this warehouse. He probably got to the bar, threw down some Long Islands, and then just made some really terrible decisions. Woke up in a fog the next morning next to some opossum and just completely hated himself. Now he’s got some humans just laughing at his misery as tries to stumble his back to his home in the woods or dumpster.
It’s the R-rated Disney movie I’ve always wanted.
