This Fake Hogwarts School Looks Totally Legit

I just opened my inbox to the best spammy subject line I could imagine in my my wildest dreams:

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Of course, I clicked on it immediately, and for one blissful moment I thought I might actually be an eleven-year-old wizard.

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This had to be the real thing — I mean, how did they get my email address unless I really were a wizard? Okay, so maybe I knew it was fake, but I still had to figure out how they found me. The email led me to this incredibly authentic Hogwarts website.

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The site, “Hogwarts is Here,” is light on details, but it looks to be yet another failed Harry Potter RPG in the making, replete with a school newspaper, digital textbooks, and online classes taught by, in all likelihood, thirteen-year-olds.

Still, they deserve an A++ Check for effort. I hope it works out for them, because I just don’t have enough distractions.