The following listings on Craigslist.com are from individuals that could possibly be members of the same satanic cult as the Craigslist serial killer, Miranda Barbour. Barbour, who recently admitted to killing at least 22 men through posting fake adverts on Craigslist.com offering “companionship”, has incited quite the cult following. Members of the satanic cult are cropping up all over Craigslist.com to carry out her mission, which has been halted due to her recent arrest.
Listed below are just a few of the posts that are potentially connected to Barbour’s cult. We will proceed to highlight some key features of these posts to help you determine whether you are responding to a Craigslist killer, or just a creepy man and/or woman that is truly just offering his/her skills at cunnilingus.
This individual is at the fruitful age of 20 – 72 years old. That is quite a range, but the good news is that in 52 years, he will look just like Leonardo DeCaprio!
The Verdict: Not a serial killer – His post is way too specific to be a serial killer on Craigslist – Underwater Basket-Weaving is difficult! Plus, he is only seeking Venetian women. Thus, his post is not likely to get too many respondents.
HINT: Craigslist killers like to keep it more general to attract a greater number of respondents. This guy just takes the gold for creativity, ambiguity AND creepiness.
Stalking is not attractive, or legal, and I doubt this person got a reply. Why are we not surprised that something as outright creepy as this A) happened in Jersey Shore and B) The person actually had enough confidence that the person who they were following would check Craigslist to find the creepy potential rapist that stalked them all the way home AND proceed to connect with them.
The Verdict: Not a Serial killer – just someone that desperately needs a reality check and a restraining order against them.
This guy really knows he has a problem…and he has achieved the first step towards recovery, that being, admitting you have a problem. So at least he is trying and alerting you to help him with his issues by NOT LEAVING YOUR PANTYHOSE UNATTENDED.
He proceeds to include many pictures of women in bondage…which is actually just strange. What is this fellow aiming at here? Women are to blame for his ‘problems’? Should the ladies be punished for leaving their panties unattended? Well, ladies, tisk tisk for not remembering there are laundry diggers after your precious “pantyhose, tights and stockings”. We weren’t aware that these items were such hot commodities. If you leave you panties in the dryer your sheer (lol) inconsideration is leading to epic masturbation on the part of this Park Slope Panty Creeper.
Remember your panties and be considerate! You wouldn’t want to incite another one’s sexual perversions with your devious dryer games? Or would you…
The Verdict: Not a serial Killer – just a panty raper…
Tell me what? Where? What do you want to tell me? Do you want to kill me? Secrets are no fun, especially when you are part of this one.
The Verdict: Possibly a Killer, and an athletic one indeed. Don’t let there be an “After”. If there is an “after” you may not live to tell the tale!
HINT: Go for details, Craigslist killers will offer details, but not too many in order to avoid being too specific. This post, however, falls in between. We like our killers to be a little less vague. Though, the dots and dashes could take on many different Satanic meanings. The best advice would be to avoid dots and dashes. Exclamation points are okay, just a little too eager. We like our killers to play it cool………….//……—————__________________/…………………………..Chill out with the subliminal dots, man.
Life can be lonely, so it is easy to understand why someone would seek out a human companion to avoid this feeling. This was exactly the tactic used by Miranda Barbour, the real Craigslist Killer. She lured her victims in by using simple, and seemingly quite innocent appeals to the human desire for companionship as a strategy to lure in her victims.
She was no panty thief (as far as we know). She was no stalker or …//____, and was certainly not a Leo DeCaprio in the making.
The Verdict: KILLER!
