There are now apps that bring immediate convenience to pretty much every aspect of your life- there’s Seamless to bring you food, Uber to bring you cabs, and now there’s Pure to bring you sex. Immediately.

If you thought apps like Tinder or Hinge already made dating casual and convenient enough, Pure somehow makes these apps look complex and involved in comparison. Don’t be fooled by the innocent sounding name; Pure simplifies your exchange down to a booty call between strangers. No dating profiles, no encumbering conversation. The creators of this app essentially developed the most straight-to-the-point way to find a hook up, thinking of all the features that would help facilitate and expedite the process. So if you’re in the mood to get down, here’s how it works:

  • Upload a photo
  • Submit a request
  • Specify sex/sexual preferences and if you’ll travel or host
  • Give several match options near you the “Okay” or “No Way”
  • Get a match!
  • Request more pictures of their face… or other body parts
  • Get each other’s coordinates and an hour to meet
  • Everything is deleted in an hour

So how do you filter out all those creeps out there? Pure thought of that too; the app allows for confidential user feedback so you know what you’re getting yourself into (as much as an interaction like this could allow, at least), and users who habitually fail to show up are banned.

Their slogan is “The right way to get a date. On-demand.” But they’re not trying to fool anyone by calling these exchanges “dates,” as their website clearly states “‘Pure’ is an app that connects people looking for immediate sex.” The current version has a 4 star rating in the iTunes app store, and is still awaiting release on Google Play. Check it out for an adventurous rendezvous if you’re feeling up to it.

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1. This guinea pig

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2. These lizards playing Xbox

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3. This hedgehog looks pretty angry about its game

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4. This kitten might just be using the controller as a pillow but it’s adorable nonetheless

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5. This dog needs 20/20 vision for playing Xbox

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6. This cat is a pro at Wii and Nintendo DS

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7. …And this one is just so not amused

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8. This tiny arcade setup is perfectly hamster-sized

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9. Have you ever seen a hamster so excited?

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You’ll never guess which musicians have their strongest fan base in your state. I’m not necessarily talking about the most listened to artists in each state, I’m talking about the artists your state listens to disproportionately more than the rest of the country. Take a look at this map of the United States created in a study by Paul Lamere of The Echo Nest- it shows the “distinctive artist” for each state who ranks higher in popularity there relative to all the other states:

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This isn’t just an arbitrary survey of the residents of these states’ favorite artist, Lamere actually pulls data on the listening behavior of about a quarter million people from 432 various music apps and services. While the names of sources are undisclosed, we can make some guesses based on The Echo Nest’s connections with Clear Channel’s iHeartradio, Rdio, Rhapsody and SiriusXM.

The results for some states are a little more surprising than others- who knew Fall Out Boy had such a strong following in Kentucky? If you want to learn more, you can play around with this web app to check out the differences in listening preferences between two specific states or regions, and see how (or if) your music tastes have been shaped by where you live.

Also interesting is the comparison of this distinctive artist map to one showing each state’s favorite artist in absolute terms, which is dominated by just a couple artists:
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As my first game for Gameboy, and the only one I played with such devotion and intensity, Pokemon Red Version evokes a sense of nostalgia for me- and 15 million others, apparently. That’s the number of views Twitch Plays Pokemon has, a quickly growing social experiment of sorts in which the livestream allows anyone who wants to participate to submit commands, with nearly 80,000 active players at times.

Here’s how it works- the actions of Red, the main character, are programmed so that the subscribers can type input controls in a live chat feed, such as “a,” “b,” “up,” “Select,” etc. There is no queue for commands, so as soon as one action is completed, the next command submitted at that moment is then implemented, skipping over all the commands that were typed while the previous action was taking place.

This reduces the outrageous lag that would inevitably accrue if the commands people typed for one moment were not implemented until many actions later. Fighting 80,000 other people for control over the character is frustrating enough, and would be infinitely worse if Red was stuck walking into a wall for hours because hundreds of people typed “down” at once. However, this does not eliminate some unfortunate byproducts of chaotic commands like the naming of the Pokemon, where Red’s poor Bellsprout is named ‘x(araggbaj’:

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…Or the unintentional but devastating release of valuable Pokemon like Hitmonlee only moments after obtaining it:

(Earlier in the game, players released a Ratata named ‘JLVWNNOOOO’ that they affectionately nicknamed Jay Leno as well as a Charmeleon named ‘ABBBBBBK (,’ otherwise known as Abby, within seconds of each other.)

If you’re wondering what all that “anarchy” and “democracy” nonsense filling up the feed is all about, as an experimental twist, there are two modes of play in this game. Anarchy is the classic input mode described above, whereas democracy’s more sophisticated input mode requires a vote before implementing a command and allows for sequencing of inputs (as in two action inputs in a row). In order to switch between the modes, people must vote for the mode of play by typing it as an input, resulting in this spamming civil war interspersed between commands.

An interesting variation of this Pokemon livestream is the Random Number Generator (RNG) version, where all the actions are randomized. If you thought Twitch Plays Pokemon was going to take forever to win, even at 100 inputs per second, the RNG Plays Pokemon livestream will certainly take an eternity. Another parody comes as Twitch Plays Pokemon Plays Tetris, where all the inputs from the original stream are implemented in a dysfunctional game of Tetris. It’s hard to imagine they’ve cleared very many rows since they’ve started, especially because the pieces also follow the “up” command.

It will be interesting to see the evolution (no pun intended) of the community of players collectively, if the overall coordination of commands will become cohesive enough to eventually allow Red to advance to defeat the ‘Elite Four’ or if Red is doomed to pace aimlessly back and forth for eternity.

If watching this play out is a bit too frustrating, here is another cooperative online activity that is a little less stressful

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Sure, the Koi Pond app for your phone and tablet is entertaining enough, but interacting with virtual fish by tapping on the screen generates very predictable results. If you get bored of this, Mindworks Innovation Lab takes it to the next level- you can now access their Web app to play with real fish! Relax to the soothing music and live video of an actual aquarium on Aquard.io. Sick of the view? They provide three different camera angles to monitor these fish from straight on, overhead, and inside the tank:

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Here’s the best part of this app: this is an interactive aquarium. You can actually feed the fish, which happens every hour. There’s even a countdown at the bottom of the screen so you’ll never miss a feeding. The obvious concern is that there are way more people who want to feed than there are hours a day to feed them. Clearly, the creators of Aquard.io took this into consideration when they introduced the air pump function to the tank- you can “reserve bubbles” and set them off at your leisure.

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Obviously, there it’s still a bit of a competition to snatch up these bubbles because only one viewer can reserve them at a time, which makes getting them that much more satisfying. So what happens if someone reserves a feeding or bubbles and doesn’t release them? Not to worry, the fish don’t go hungry (or bubble-less), the action required to initiate the function self-destructs if the viewer who reserved it does not use it promptly, opening it up for someone else.

Perhaps this app was originally devised as a way for the creators to feed their fish while they were at work. Needless to say, they will never have to worry about this task ever again, since there are now hundreds of people fighting to do this for them over the internet. Either way, we thank them for providing us with an aquatic escape on our computer screens.

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Anyone who plays social slayer in Halo 4 knows those go-to weapons on every map and exactly where they spawn- those weapons that are universally acknowledged as superior, that all the players dash for as soon as the game starts. However, next time you’re choosing your loadout or scavenging for weapons, reconsider your options; sometimes the less obvious choice can be the better one.

MOST OVERRATED
1. Gravity Hammer

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Powerful? Yes. But what it possesses in power it lacks in handling. Not only do you have to hit your opponent at the right angle to get that kill (otherwise your swing will just catapult them away from you), the gravity hammer is incredibly limited in range; if someone is shooting at you from a distance, you have no chance at getting close enough to get reach them before your health runs out. Sure, it seems pretty badass, but don’t end up being that player that is running around like a fool, unable to close in on their opponent.

2. Battle Rifle

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The Battle Rifle is overused as the primary weapon in loadouts for several reasons- it has the feel of a DMR but seems easier to use and has a 3-round burst shot. However, it’s rather inaccurate for long range and also less powerful than the DMR while also less effective than numerous other guns for short range, thus crowning the BR king of some middle ground realm, with limited relevance since most play is either from a distance or in close combat.

3. Scattershot

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New to Halo 4, the Scattershot looks like it would be awesome gun; the explosive dispersal of projectiles and the powerful, potentially deadly shot make this one of the most coveted weapons in the game. Many consider it to be the Promethean counterpart to the Shotgun, but as its name describes, the shot scatters, rendering it far less accurate. More random and frustrating than it is effective, the scattershot is a gamble when it comes to attempting the one-shot kill.

4. Energy Sword

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Again, don’t fall for the flashy reputation of the Energy Sword. Like the Gravity Hammer, it is a power weapon with limitations. As a very distinct weapon, your opponent will most likely see you coming from across the map, and the debilitatingly short range of the Sword makes it less effective than people give it credit for.

MOST UNDERRATED
1. Needler

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We’ve all become a little jaded to the Needler since it’s been around since the first Halo, and it’s not as flashy as the Sword or as intriguing as the new weapons. However, don’t dismiss this too quickly, because for what it lacks in sheer power it makes up for with its slight tracking feature. Not the best at aiming? No problem- your shots will curve towards your target, making the Needler a more effective weapon than you’d think.

2. Sticky Detonator

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The Sticky Detonator can be a particularly frustrating weapon to pick up because its shot is not as straightforward as your typical gun and players are unfamiliar with its low-profile handling, as it makes its first appearance in Halo 4. Using this weapon requires foresight, planning and timing. The Sticky Detonator has an incredibly steep learning curve, but once you’ve mastered the strategy, you’ll be able to set off blasts from a distance that completely blindside opponents.

3. Magnum

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The Magnum is often underestimated for two reasons- first because it is available in the loadout menu, also because it is a secondary weapon. People often take for granted the weapons they can start a level with; the habit of overvaluing weapons you have to find or earn causes many to overlook the serious damage the Magnum is capable of. Don’t have time to reload mid-combat? Swap over to the pistol to keep shooting and finish off the other player. Combine the magnum with dexterity and you’ll your opponents won’t know what hit them.

4. Suppressor

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For the same reason the Magnum is overlooked, the Suppressor, available as a primary weapon in your loadout, does not receive the appreciation it deserves. While it doesn’t look particularly powerful, it is very comparable to the SAW in its performance for close range combat. Not to mention, its large magazine and quick reloading allows for high efficiency.

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What once was a holiday celebrated with chocolates and roses for a loved one, the celebration of Valentine’s Day and all it represents today has evolved with both technological advancements and more enlightened and adventurous practices of intimacy. Here are just a few of the interesting new ways in which love intersects with innovation.

1. Long Distance Sex

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There are a few bluetooth teledildonics (yes, this is the actual term for these products) out on the market now, such as LovePalz and Vibease, where you or a partner can control the movements of a vibrator remotely, bringing a personal touch to long distance intimacy. Some even come in the form of vibrating underwear like Durex’s Fundawear and OhMiBod’s blueMotion for a discrete experience. For couples ready to take their sexting to the next level.

2. Measure Your Bedroom Performance

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With apps like out there like Moves that quantify your life activity, it only makes sense that there should be an app that does this for your sex life.Spreadsheets lets you monitor your sexual performance by measuring duration, audio and movement speed levels during intercourse, then gives you feedback. Of course, loud and fast sex does not necessarily equal good sex, but tracking these elements as well as the app’s gamified features (checking off sexual “achievements”) will certainly encourage more frequent sex.

3. Virtual Lovers

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Reminiscent of the movie Her, there are a few ways to get your very own virtual boyfriend or girlfriend. Boyfriend Maker for Android lets you design and talk to your own virtual boyfriend, and LovePlus for Nintendo DS is a Japanese dating sim game where guys can choose a virtual girlfriend to interact and connect with

4. Cuddle Buddy

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Sometimes it’s not the intercourse part of intimacy that people yearn for, but simply a comforting touch. For those lonely nights alone in bed, Funktionide is a moving, upgraded version of a body pillow. Using artificial muscle technology, its sensors interpret and respond to temperature, color and touch. To most people, however, this shape shifting blob may be a little more creepy than it is comforting.

Here’s another strange way technology can be used for safe sex.

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While Google Glass is still finding its relevance for practical use, new apps for Glass have been seeking to change that by creating uses for the $1,500 device that integrate it into every day activities. Here are 7 such apps that bring Google Glass to your life, some in ways you probably would have never even imagined (or wanted, for that matter).

1. Gaming

Google has developed their own mini games (Tennis, Balance, Clay Shooter, Matcher and Shape Splitter) to demonstrate the device’s capabilities. The creators of Deer Hunter have also experimented with creating Spellista, which involves creating word scramble puzzles that you can share with your friends using various functions of Google Glass in gameplay.

Pros: These apps re-imagine mobile gaming to be more involved and have more aspects
Cons: This is far less discrete than gaming on your phone- you might look a little crazy tilting your head around and gesturing in public

2. Shopping With Bitcoins

With the app GlassPay, you will be able to directly scan items and pay with the convenience of Google Glass. It uses Bluetooth technology to determine in which store you are shopping in order to access the correct inventory.

Pros: Bitcoins mean less friction and low overhead transaction fees for the merchant and the customer. Scanning and paying through Glass also means no more checkout lines!
Cons: This could open up the opportunity for more shoplifting

3. Translation

The app Word Lens brings you a way to translate visual text through Glass from one one language to another. While the translation happens word by word and doesn’t take context into account, it is still allows the user to interpret his surroundings a different language.

Pros: You can immediately translate what you are looking at without having to type it into your phone or look it up in a dictionary
Cons: This app translates word by word and doesn’t take context into account

4. Exploration

Field Trip is an app for Glass that can identify different objects, landmarks and scenes in your field of vision, providing information about what you are looking at. It also helps you discover things of interest the app picks up that are around you.

Pros: This can be extremely helpful and informative
Cons: …Or extremely distracting

5. Life Saving

Google Glass has potential in firefighting, allowing them to communicate and stream video from the scene in real time, as well as providing them with valuable information and documentation like floor plans or security footage. This could mean safer and more effective firefighting

Pros: This could potentially mean safer and more effective firefighting
Cons: Google Glass doesn’t fit under firefighters’ breathing apparatus masks, there are privacy concerns opposing police body cameras, and the device is just plain expensive

6. Exercise

Gamifying workouts is one way to make exercise more exciting and enjoyable, and Race Yourself for Glass is an app seeking to create such an experience for users. Through over thirty different games as well as allowing you to challenge yourself or friends on runs, this app will make you actually want to be active.

Pros: Be more motivated to exercise, and have fun doing it
Cons: Don’t get too distracted with your device or else it could make running outside dangerous!

7. Sex

In a very unconventional use of technology, Glance creates Sex with Glass, bringing this high-tech device into intimate bedroom situations. This app provides features like observing from your partner’s view, as well as playing some mood music or suggesting sex positions.

Pros: This might help you be more in-tune with what your parter is experiencing…
Cons: Or make for some awkward intimacy (but could be good for narcissists since it lets you look at yourself during sex!)

Check out even more ridiculous uses for technology in sex here.

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