Well we had a good run, humans. We loved, we laughed, and we have now all witnessed the beginning of the end.
Because an Ape has created fire.
As seen on BBC’s Monkey Planet, Kanzi the bonobo doesn’t just spark up a flame, she goes full Caesar and roasts a marshmallow. Now I know some of you are saying “Awe, that’s so cute,” but wake up people! I’ve seen Planet of the Apes and needless to say, this is not going to end well at all. First it’s fire, then it’s guns, then it’s a bunch of damn dirty apes Instagramming pictures of us as their dinner.
