7 People Who Were Passed Up For The AI Of Siri

A couple days ago I saw Spike Jonze’s Her. Surprisingly, the number one thought I had wasn’t “Why is Joaquin Phoenix wearing his pants so high?”, but how awesome would it be if Siri’s AI were more like that of Samantha. Now, there’s now denying Scarlet Johanson’s sultry voice would be an amazing addition to iOS. But who would drive you nuts if they were in charge of your mobile device? Let us know who you think should join this list of potentially awful AI’s.

#7 Your Mother

Good luck trying to make any calls to anyone other than her.

#6 Dos Equis Guy

How crappy would you feel about your life asking the world’s most interesting man where the closest McDonald’s is?

#5 Politicians

When they aren’t telling you lies, they’re soliciting you for sexts.

#4 Jayden Smith

Have you seen his twitter?

#3 Fran Drescher

“Nothing like waking up to the soothing sounds of the lady from the Nanny” said no one ever.

#2 Your Inebriated Friend

GPS redirecting to Taco Bell.

#1 Kanye West

“What’s that!? You want to me to play Hov!? Do you know who I am? I’m Kanye F&#&$ West!”