MIND. BLOWN.
1. If I ate nothing but butterflies, I would probably significantly increase the average number of butterflies eaten per person.
2. I have never in my life wanted to text ducking.
3. Adam and Eve didn’t have bellybuttons.
4. Has my cat named me?
5. I could be allergic to giraffes and never find out about it.
6. If Mary gave birth to Jesus, and if Jesus was the Lamb of God, did Mary have a little lamb?
7. If you ever drop food on yourself when going out for dinner, you can easily play it off by saying “looks like dinner’s on me tonight”
