Who wouldn’t want to be friends with Ja’mie King, seriously?
Compliment them.
While you’re at it, compliment yourself.
Throw some really great parties.
Extra points for costume parties.
Slumber parties are good too.
Have a strong social media presence.
Be just the right amount of slutty.
Use abbrevs to make slutty things seem less slutty.
Exude confidence.
Be honest.
Make up secret languages.
Most importantly, don’t give any fucks.
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This is Mommy Bus.
Now you and your furry friend can hit the streets in style.
No more “dog ate my” whatever excuses.
Because Mommy Bus is here.
So eat my dust.
You heard?!
Cutest Things Aaron Paul Does For His Wife
Show this to your boyfriend. He has a lot of work to do.
Aaron Paul wins the award for best husband ever. He is totally head-over-heels about his wife Lauren.
He calls her “pretty bird,” which is just too cute it hurts.
His love is no secret. He is literally always talking about it.
He loves everything about her, like when her ear pokes out of her hair.
Or she “provides food for herself.”
He is so bursting with love that he must twirl her in the streets or else he will explode.
This.
Valentine’s Day Cards For Every Type of Person. You Will Find Something For Them Here!
Looking for the perfect Valentine’s Day Card for that special someone? Here are our favorite VDay cards made for every type of person under the sun. These Valentine’s Day cards are funny and light-hearted, so even the most anti-valentines can’t help but crack a smile.
1. For the Breaking Bad Fan:
2. For the Game of Thrones Enthusiast:
3. For the Parks and Recreation Fan:
4. For the Computer Nerd:
5. For the Minecraft Addict:
6. For the Words With Friends Junkie:
7. For the Kinky Star Wars Buff:
8. For the Zombie Freak:
Best Pop Culture References in The Simpsons Tapped Out
The guys over at The Simpsons Tapped Out know what’s up. They keep throwing us curve balls with these spot-on references. Don’t take them too personally, the average intelligence over at Springfield isn’t something to get worked up over.
1. Millhouse gives a shoutout to the NRA.
2. Reddit has all the answers.
3. Mumford and Sons in the hipster Springfield.
4. Not playing this game hopefully…
5. Clash of Clains ain’t got nothing on Tapped Out.
6. EA solves their problems with donuts.
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