Urban Pictionary is a new game for iOS devices that’s been burning up the charts lately. It’s easy to see why–the combination of easy rebuses and raunchy humor is a home-run for developers looking to cash in on the current casual gaming craze. MobileX Entertainment dispatched a few interns to make a spreadsheet of dirty words from Urban Dictionary, made a few vector images to match, and called it a day–a very, very profitable day, as it turns out.
But surprisingly, not every level of Urban Pictionary is simple. In fact, some of them are so bonkers they’re next to impossible to figure out. Here are a few of my favorites–no, that’s the wrong word. Is there a term for a part of a game you wish you could choke to death? Whatever, here are some of those.
Doggy Style
Yeah, okay guys, sex positions are super funny. But are two people wearing generic clothes automatically “stylish”? I regularly wear an outfit fairly similar to the dude on the left, and I guarantee nobody will ever mistake me for Tim Gunn. I guess her shoes are pretty hip or something. Maybe I just need to watch more Project: Runway reruns.
Mullet
Your ability to guess this Urban Pictionary answer will depend entirely on whether or not you know the phrase “business in the front, party in the back.” This is something that thousands of men (and a handful of lesbians) believed with all their hearts in the 1980s: that the crime against hairdressing known as the mullet was somehow acceptable for a professional environment. Or any environment. They were wrong, and today, wearing a mullet is punishable by death in eight states. Aren’t we all better off?
Circle Jerk
Props where they’re due: that is definitely a circle in the upper left corner. But who the actual fuck drew that picture of what I assume must be beef jerky in the bottom right? I admit, it’s pretty tough to draw something as weird and gross-looking as strips of cured, dried cow flesh, but come on. That could be a picture of literally anything. I thought it was a pair of sensual velvet evening gloves for a solid minute.
Babe
Okay, objectifying women is one thing, but saying “a sexy lady” is equal to “a world-famous swine” is just crossing a line.
John
A man who frequently calls upon prostitutes for their services. I object to this picture. That faceless (and mostly limbless) man is far too classy to pay for sex. He’s probably a Men’s Rights Activist anyway.
For more of the absolute insanity and dick jokes that make up Urban Pictionary, check out Urban Pictionary Answers.
