Admiration, free booze, and pierced nipples: This guy is living the dream
This guy is my hero. Just an absolutely genius idea followed up by flawless execution. It just goes to show that if you act like you belong there, people will think you belong there.
Being really tall probably has a ton of drawbacks. You can’t fit anywhere, you need to shop at big and tall, and you scare the crap out of little children.
However, being tall has really worked out for basketball players and apparently people pretending to be basketball players. You get people flocking to take pictures with you, free alcohol, and any girl’s number you want. Now, just imagine if he said he got drafted into the NFL as a quarterback. The possibilities would be endless.