Modern Nightmares with Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Fallon

On the Tonight Show, Aziz Ansari shared some of the modern texter’s biggest fears — bad first text messages.

There is little more important than that first text message to a guy or gal that you met last night. One text message can be the beginning or the end of what could have been a beautiful relationship. Let Aziz show you some things not to say to your new boo.

What’s worse? General weirdness…

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Or a truly unfortunate typo?

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Either way, we’ve been both the senders and recipients of truly horrible texts. What’s the weirdest text you’ve ever received? The text you cringe to remember sending? If you need some more help with your texting game, check out Aziz’s new book, Modern Romance. We all need the help sometimes!