Jurassic Weenie Is The Sequel ‘Jurassic World’ Needs

The cutest velociraptors you’ll ever see

Yeah, I’d probably pay to see this. You know, this movie may actually bring in more money than Jurassic World! I mean what’s Jurassic’s World’s net profit at this point? Probably at a trillion dollars by now.

If I were Spielberg, I would be on my phone trying to wrangle up every dachshund out there. Who needs CGI and animatronics when you’ve got dogs that are shaped like a hot dog!?