Wait, How Much Would it Cost to Build a Real Jurassic Park!?

Anyone want to give Bill Gates and Warren Buffet a call?

Yeah, $23,432,400,000 is a lot of money. But you know what?

It would totally be worth it.

Come on, I’m pretty sure at least 90% of the world wants a living, breathing Jurassic Park. It would put Disney World, Universal, the Zoos, Six Flags, and everything else fun on this earth to shame. I would rather pet or at the very least see a dinosaur more than anything else in this world. I would probably sell my first unborn child for that chance.

And I’ll tell you this. I already know how to save some money for this park. You HAVE to replace the park’s employees with robots. If you can afford $24 billion to make a dinosaur park, you can damn sure afford to make some robots to make me a hot dog and pick up all that dino poop.

So what do you say world’s richest people. Don’t be boring, be John Hammond. Money, big buisiness, and giving to charity is great. But dinosaurs are so much better.