Shower Thoughts That Will Really Make You Think



1. If I ate nothing but butterflies, I would probably significantly increase the average number of butterflies eaten per person.

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2. I have never in my life wanted to text ducking.

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3. Adam and Eve didn’t have bellybuttons.

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4. Has my cat named me?


5. I could be allergic to giraffes and never find out about it.

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6. If Mary gave birth to Jesus, and if Jesus was the Lamb of God, did Mary have a little lamb?

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7. If you ever drop food on yourself when going out for dinner, you can easily play it off by saying “looks like dinner’s on me tonight”

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