Old People Playing Flappy Bird Went As Well As You Thought It Would

Well, that went exactly as I thought it would.

Honestly, the number one thing I learned from this video is that some of our cherished elderly need to have their driving licenses reevaluated. If you can’t control a tiny video game bird, then you shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a 2-ton killing machine.

But I’ll tell you this: Don, the gentlemen in the purple shirt? He knows what’s up. Hell, I need to have a beer with that guy. He’s essentially the Clint Eastwood of mobile gaming now.

“Four pounds of sh!t in a three pound bag” is spot on, Don. Spot on.