The gator nearly devours the old man
Obviously, this older gentleman has never seen Happy Gilmore. Otherwise, he would have learned from Chubbs Peterson and the damned gator that got his hand.
I thought older folks were supposed to be smarter than the younger generation? I mean I’ve never seen any college-aged dude try to play Steve Irwin at the course.. Hell, John Daly is drunk when he plays golf and he’s never wrestled a razor-toothed monster before. I mean come on, sir. You can go to the club shop and buy a new ball for like $4. I know you’ve got at least $4 in that retirement fund of yours.