Because a whole timeline from when the douchiness started-until now would be just…well…too douchie and long. And as you’ll see a year’s worth is plenty enough…
Owning a pet monkey is pretty boss. But you know what’s not cool? Leaving the cute little guy in another country forever because you don’t have the proper paperwork. Dick move, bro.
Let me get this straight, the guy shows up late for a paid gig because he was too busy playing video games and throwing a hissy fit? Meet this generation’s Axel Rose.
Could you imagine the sheer awesomeness that would have occurred if Bieber pulled this crap on the streets of Compton?
Something tells me Ann Frank would have preferred something a little deeper than “Baby, baby, baby ooh like baby, baby, baby”.
Not so tough now, huh?
The Douche gets a kick-ass indoor skydiving experience for free, and all he had to do was tout their establishment. But then reneges on the deal.
Probably the douchest moment of all. Apart from lacking empathy for the hard working-person, he also is telling off Bubba Clinton? D-BAG!
You would think he’d be less of a douche went it came to being around big, professional hockey players–especially since he is Canadian.
He’s a spitter!
The Bieb’s attempt to grow a mustache is just downright pathetic. Only a MAN rock a mustache. Not a douche…
Bro-douche…do you even read Dark Knight?!
Only douches get carried around…
Slow your roll, Bieber. You’re not Banksy or even the dude who draws dongs all over high school text books. Nobody wants to see your little doodles.
Bieber, you’re more famous than the President. Keep your money in your baggy ass pants and easily get laid for free like a normal celebrity.
Best Christmas present ever or ploy to feed to World’s biggest ego?
Mischief. Bags of weed. Sizzurp. The guy is a modern day Dennis the Menace. What’s next? Dog crap on the door step? Grow up, jackass.
Channeling his inner Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones douchiness…
Take a look ladies/11-year old girls. This is your Prince Charming.
You know what type of person drives a bright yellow lambo? A douchbag. You know who (allegedly) drag races at 4 am while high on codeine and weed? The king of douches.
