By now, I bet you’re all geared up for the 4th of July. You’ve probably got your keg ordered, your endless supply of hot dogs, and your box of cheap yet decent-enough fireworks.
However, perhaps you’re like me in that you’ve gotten really bored with fireworks. After all, they’re just lights in the sky. Hell, the most exciting part about fireworks is watching your drunk friends try to light them. Honestly, if you still enjoy fireworks, you’re probably either a) a child or b) high as hell.
But don’t worry, this holiday isn’t completely lost. There are still a ton of other uses for fireworks. For example…
1)You Could Build An Army
2)You Could Rule the Pit
3)Film Your Own Avenger’s Movie